I stumbled across this funny blog meme I think you'd call it, here last night. It gave me a chuckle before I joined the snoring husband in bed.
Basically you type "Unfortunately.....insert your first name here" into Google and see what comes up, just for fun. You have to do the "" quote things to make it work. Here's what "Unfortunately Helen" came up with.
Unfortunately, Helen refused to take no for an answer, forcing them to face up to their feelings and causing turmoil in the Fitzgerald marriage.
Unfortunately Helen was thrown away by the studio.
Unfortunately, Helen fell from the Fugly tree and hit every limb on the way down.
Unfortunately, Helen is the last of her kind.
Unfortunately, Helen, as the fairest of her sex, was the prize destined for Paris.
Unfortunately, Helen was rather unlucky in getting work, she did have a short spell working for Northampton Council.
Unfortunately, Helen's dress looks a little like a safety harness.
Unfortunately, Helen passed away in the early 1990's.
Unfortunately, Helen liked to gamble and by all accounts she wasn't very good at it.
But I saved the best for last, it wasn't on the list but this sums up the last 24 hours...
Unfortunately Helen had a crap day quilting and has to unpick alllllllllll the quilting she did yesterday! The above photo is a pile of my efforts so far.....